The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste

[Chaser™]

Gay Scientists have discovered the Christian Gene!!!

 
This place needs a "High five" smilie!

[Peaches]

I only say that to fetch a response. I don't even think he logs on anymore! I wonder if he'll let my insult live for a long time unanswered.

[The Second Coming]

My wife just said, "It's your turn next, what do you want for Father's Day?"

"A blowjob" I replied.
 
"Ha-ha, but what do you want from your daughter?"

I am sick to death of repeating myself to that woman.

[Chaser™]

This thread shall not die! 

[Chaser™]

Question: What is the number one cause of rape among women?

Answer: Going online and joining a chat forum.

Bonus Answer: The majority (99.5%) never leave their computer long enough to be raped. But the moment they find a online chat forum they will discover (and tell everyone) they have been raped.

[Chaser™]

Question: What is the number one cause of child abuse (against girls)?

Answer: Going online and joining a chat forum.

Bonus Anwer: The majority (99.5%) never leave their computer long enough to be abused and in fact come from very healthy families. But the moment they enter a online chat forum they will discover (and tell everyone) they have been abused.

[Chaser™]

Questions: What is the easiest way for a guy to gain a few extra notches on his bedpost, fifty pounds of muscle, four inches of height and a few positive zeros to his bank account?

Answer: Going alone and joining a online chat forum.

[Chaser™]

The Orphan Punks> Led Zeppelin

 

[Chaser™]

So I was talking with my girlfriend of two years when she got a very serious look on her face. She said Chaser™ I have something to tell you, something I've never told anyone...when I was a little girl my father used to sexually abuse me. I looked at her and as I've always been good with words I knew exactly what to say, Pics or GTFO.

[Chaser™]

Question: What is the best way for a woman to stop a rape attempt?

Answer: In her deepest voice yell "I am a post op dude!"

[The Second Coming]

Chaser's humour hits harder than Princess Diana's head hit the wind shied

[Chaser™]

 


What does the word wife mean to most men? Well I am glad you asked, it has a very special meaning that we can all relate to. Something that describes our feelings about our life after marriage.

Well
I'm
Fucked
Entirely

[Adriana Galore]

What does the word wife husband mean to most men women? Well I am glad you asked, it has a very special meaning that we can all relate to. Something that describes our feelings about our life after marriage.

Well
I'm
Fucked
Entirely

  

[The Second Coming]

Q: Why cant Anne Frank drive?
A: Because she's a woman

[The Second Coming]

I was thrown out of Disneyland today.
 
Security told me following bald kids around with my grim reaper suit on is totally unacceptable.