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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #225 on: December 21, 2010, 05:51:38 PM »
Gay Scientists have discovered the Christian Gene!!!

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« Reply #226 on: December 21, 2010, 09:06:12 PM »
I only say that to fetch a response. I don't even think he logs on anymore! I wonder if he'll let my insult live for a long time unanswered.
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #227 on: April 18, 2011, 10:55:08 PM »
My wife just said, "It's your turn next, what do you want for Father's Day?"

"A blowjob" I replied.
 
"Ha-ha, but what do you want from your daughter?"

I am sick to death of repeating myself to that woman.
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #228 on: May 11, 2011, 11:59:22 AM »
This thread shall not die!  :banana
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #229 on: May 11, 2011, 12:01:00 PM »
Question: What is the number one cause of rape among women?

Answer: Going online and joining a chat forum.

Bonus Answer: The majority (99.5%) never leave their computer long enough to be raped. But the moment they find a online chat forum they will discover (and tell everyone) they have been raped.
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #230 on: May 11, 2011, 12:03:14 PM »
Question: What is the number one cause of child abuse (against girls)?

Answer: Going online and joining a chat forum.

Bonus Anwer: The majority (99.5%) never leave their computer long enough to be abused and in fact come from very healthy families. But the moment they enter a online chat forum they will discover (and tell everyone) they have been abused.
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #231 on: May 11, 2011, 12:11:50 PM »
Questions: What is the easiest way for a guy to gain a few extra notches on his bedpost, fifty pounds of muscle, four inches of height and a few positive zeros to his bank account?

Answer: Going alone and joining a online chat forum.
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #232 on: May 11, 2011, 12:15:45 PM »
The Orphan Punks> Led Zeppelin

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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #233 on: May 11, 2011, 12:41:43 PM »
So I was talking with my girlfriend of two years when she got a very serious look on her face. She said Chaser™ I have something to tell you, something I've never told anyone...when I was a little girl my father used to sexually abuse me. I looked at her and as I've always been good with words I knew exactly what to say, Pics or GTFO.
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #234 on: May 11, 2011, 01:04:41 PM »
Question: What is the best way for a woman to stop a rape attempt?

Answer: In her deepest voice yell "I am a post op dude!"
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« Reply #235 on: May 11, 2011, 03:41:36 PM »
Chaser's humour hits harder than Princess Diana's head hit the wind shied
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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #236 on: May 11, 2011, 04:06:36 PM »
 :lol:


What does the word wife mean to most men? Well I am glad you asked, it has a very special meaning that we can all relate to. Something that describes our feelings about our life after marriage.

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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #237 on: May 11, 2011, 05:07:47 PM »
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What does the word wife husband mean to most men women? Well I am glad you asked, it has a very special meaning that we can all relate to. Something that describes our feelings about our life after marriage.

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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #238 on: May 12, 2011, 01:40:50 PM »
Q: Why cant Anne Frank drive?
A: Because she's a woman

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Re: The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste
« Reply #239 on: May 13, 2011, 12:02:35 AM »
I was thrown out of Disneyland today.
 
Security told me following bald kids around with my grim reaper suit on is totally unacceptable.
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