The Second Coming's Thread of Distaste

[seely]

I was standing in a queue behind a fat woman with a huge ass when her phone started bleeping.. A little boy behind her said "fuck me she's reversing!!"

 

[Trixi]

Hickory dickory dock
The slut was suckin a cock
Her hair got tangled
The bitch got strangled
But at least she swallowed the lot!

[The Second Coming]

The new barman in the pub is black, so I said to him, "Beer please, nigger."
He hit the roof and said, "Why don't we swap places, let's see how you like it."
So I went round the bar, he walked out then came back in and said, "Beer please, honkey."

I said, "Sorry mate, we don't serve niggers in here."

[Trixi]

I hate women that wear stupid amounts of make-up. My wife has just the right amount of foundation on her face.
She's buried under the house.

[seely]

The new barman in the pub is black, so I said to him, "Beer please, nigger."
He hit the roof and said, "Why don't we swap places, let's see how you like it."
So I went round the bar, he walked out then came back in and said, "Beer please, honkey."

I said, "Sorry mate, we don't serve niggers in here."

holy fucking shit 

[jplpool]

Hahahahahaha.
Why have I only just discovered this awesome thread?!

[Mr Fantasy]

Sex is evil
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in!!!




Roses are red
Tires are black
Why is your chest
As flat as your back

[Dont Cry Axl]

Sex is evil
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in!!!




Roses are red
Tires are black
Why is your chest
As flat as your back

[Mr Fantasy]

Kissing Is A Habit
Fucking Is A Game
Guys Get All The Pleasure
Girls Get All The Pain
10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
3 Days In The Hospital
A Baby Without A Name
The Baby Is A Bastard
The Mother Is A Whore
This Would Have Never Happened
 If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!

[Dont Cry Axl]

Kissing Is A Habit
Fucking Is A Game
Guys Get All The Pleasure
Girls Get All The Pain
10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
3 Days In The Hospital
A Baby Without A Name
The Baby Is A Bastard
The Mother Is A Whore
This Would Have Never Happened
 If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!

Hhaha fuckin awesome

[Mr Fantasy]

want more

[Dont Cry Axl]

Obviously 

[seely]

Kissing Is A Habit
Fucking Is A Game
Guys Get All The Pleasure
Girls Get All The Pain
10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
3 Days In The Hospital
A Baby Without A Name
The Baby Is A Bastard
The Mother Is A Whore
This Would Have Never Happened
 If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!

Genius 

[The Second Coming]

holy fucking shit 

You like that didn't ya ya little bitch?

Hahahahahaha.
Why have I only just discovered this awesome thread?!

This thread is my life blood... my donation to the forum.

[Trixi]

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"

When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT FUCKING THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"