Modzilla's Super Hero/Villian Death Battle Thread

[Andy Rose]

I'm XENA the Warrior Princess

and i'll cut everyone's head with my tiara



and these are my powers:

* i'm a whore
* i'm the lesbianest thing on earth
* i'm great at waving the sword
* i'm stronger than Hercules
* i'm a better fighter than Jackie Chan (holly shit, that guy's called like my dog)

[Dr. Jack Daniels]

*coming from the sky, we block out the sun, sending all heroes into hysteria. we smite all of our enemies with our screech of pain and suffering, and sooth our allies with our melodic voice. We cut through that lesbian bitch and that Italian plumber like a hot knife through butter.



WHO ARE WE?



WE ARE LEGION! FOR WE ARE MANY!*










 

[Andy Rose]

*coming from the sky, we block out the sun, sending all heroes into hysteria. we smite all of our enemies with our screech of pain and suffering, and sooth our allies with our melodic voice. We cut through that lesbian bitch and that Italian plumber like a hot knife through butter.
WHO ARE WE?
WE ARE LEGION! FOR WE ARE MANY!*

but i play a Slayer album and i kill you all with a little of... straightness 

[Dr. Jack Daniels]

SLAYER! Our one true weakness. No matter, Legion is to gay to be hurt by them. Instead we turn the tables, and unleash the dread:




Y.M.C.A

[Andy Rose]

SLAYER! Our one true weakness. No matter, Legion is to gay to be hurt by them. Instead we turn the tables, and unleash the dread:




Y.M.C.A

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO MY EARS, MY BRAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIINGGGG

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



*takes out one of this and shoot

[Dr. Jack Daniels]

You think a mere firearm can hurt us? Fool, our blood is a deadly corrosive acid; it just harms you 

[Andy Rose]

You think a mere firearm can hurt us? Fool, our blood is a deadly corrosive acid; it just harms you 

ok, last resort :


* open legs and send you viral herpes *

[Dr. Jack Daniels]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 

[Andy Rose]

HA!!!! SUCK ON THAT PUSSY, YOU'RE DEAD !!!!

[Rampton Hospital]

my pussy is far worse, i have many unheard of diseases that TSI?  gave me after he contracted them by ravishing misterbrownstones anus

[Peaches]

MAGNETO USES : GREEN STEAMING SHIT ATTACK

MAGNETO WHIPS HANDFUL OF SHIT AT ANDY ROSE AS SHE WAS YELLING RESULTING IN A QUARTER OF THE HANDFUL IN HER MOUTH WHICH TO MAGNETOS DELIGHT, ASTOUNDED HIM

MAGNETO USES TOILET PAPER

MAGNETO IS CONFUSED AS TO WHY GREEN LANTERN DIDN'T DO ANOTHER THREAD YET.

[Rampton Hospital]

wonderwoman has PMS

[Modzilla]

MAGNETO USES : GREEN STEAMING SHIT ATTACK

MAGNETO WHIPS HANDFUL OF SHIT AT ANDY ROSE AS SHE WAS YELLING RESULTING IN A QUARTER OF THE HANDFUL IN HER MOUTH WHICH TO MAGNETOS DELIGHT, ASTOUNDED HIM

MAGNETO USES TOILET PAPER

MAGNETO IS CONFUSED AS TO WHY GREEN LANTERN DIDN'T DO ANOTHER THREAD YET.

GREEN LANTERN WILL HAVE IT UP IN A LITTLE BIT, SORRY FOR THE DELAY.

[Rampton Hospital]

wonderwoman resist urges to make viagra related joke

[Andy Rose]

MAGNETO USES : GREEN STEAMING SHIT ATTACK

MAGNETO WHIPS HANDFUL OF SHIT AT ANDY ROSE AS SHE WAS YELLING RESULTING IN A QUARTER OF THE HANDFUL IN HER MOUTH WHICH TO MAGNETOS DELIGHT, ASTOUNDED HIM

TURDS !!!!!! UMMMMMM YUMMY YUMMY

* EATS GREEDILY ALL THE SHIT AND XENA'S GASTRIC JUICES TURN THE SHIT INTO RADIOACTIVE MATTER. SHITS IT AGAIN, THROWS IT TO MAGNETO AND GIVES HIM CANCER *