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Best Way to die

Of exhastion whilst acting as a plumber in an adult "durty" movie?
2 (13.3%)
Sipping a beer whilst strapped to a nuclear missile headed for Austria
4 (26.7%)
In a field surrounded by slaughtered cows, their blood steaming in the cold morning air
0 (0%)
Standing up, with one arm against the mantlepiece while the other strokes your magnificant beard
2 (13.3%)
Naked on top of a mointain during a lightning storm, holding a golf club in the air and masterbating with fury whilst screaming "come on God, do your worst"
7 (46.7%)

Total Members Voted: 14

Voting closed: March 01, 2004, 01:18:23 AM

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Bonnie

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« Reply #45 on: March 23, 2004, 03:51:31 PM »
I can tell you the ways I really wouldnt want to die..... 1. Fire 2. Drowning 3. Suffocation

I figure if Im gonna go I want it to be fast... nothing to do with draggin it out in a slow painful manner
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I'll take my fist and smash your face!

Pizzahjul

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« Reply #46 on: March 23, 2004, 07:45:26 PM »
If I was going to die, anyway, I would have jumped from a large buildning or something. Then I would face the thing I fear the most: falling. I'm not affraid to highs, but I freak out when I'm falling. Even though it's just a short fall.

Or I would die driving as fast as I can in a really nice car, stright into a big rock or something. That would have been some kind of kick...

But, off course, I don't want to die. But I don't fear death, not at all...
SUCK ON THAT!


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Angel

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« Reply #47 on: March 23, 2004, 08:18:29 PM »
it's a contradiction...if you fear something, is because you feel your life is at risk, and that means you're afraid of dying.
So, if you don't fear death it's because you want to deny this event.
As I said before fear is a primary emotion born to guide you through life, so it doesn't make sense to avoid or deny this feeling, even though if you feel uncomfortable.

US-of-ROCK

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« Reply #48 on: March 23, 2004, 09:27:52 PM »
i like the way kurt cobain turned out...... so i guess it could be possible.....for me too to die like him......
i think it's great to die this way
Take your parent's shootgun stick it in your mouth........and... ...

Angel

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« Reply #49 on: March 24, 2004, 11:33:54 AM »
It was such a silly end...suicide is always a sad event.

cosmic

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« Reply #50 on: March 25, 2004, 09:56:36 AM »
If you live to be in your 90's i think by then your beggin for it... every little motion internally and externally probubly hurts or is a major effort... to chew your food  is hard work... and some stranger has to wipe your ass.... or you have diaper rash... and some nursing home worker  taunts you or smacks you around... or... you just cant feed yourself anymore... just  look around at alot the elderly they're very  very grumpy.... mostly... and in  the nursing homes..... Well.....If you want to know why people want to believe in life after death ..WELL....  Everyone wants to die...because no one wants to be that old.... feeble minded... dependant like a new born baby...not even able to crawl ... and  I really dont need to go on......when we come full circle..  I think we know its time to say goodbye!!!!
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Bonnie

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« Reply #51 on: March 25, 2004, 03:22:36 PM »
I have to disagree there, my grandma is 91 this year and she's prolly the spriest little old lady Ive ever met... she still bowls 3 times a week, and just returned from a 2 week trip back home to Switzerland.  Her last doctors appointment the doctor told her she may just live to be 100 if she keeps up doing the things she does now... really the only thing wrong with her is that her eyesight is starting to get bad and she has diabetes (not the insulin requiring one, the nutritional one). Other thanthat shes still completely able to care for herself, the farm and my uncles who all live close to her...

hehe the only little old granny I know that still gets up at sunrise to cook a big farmer's breakfast
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He's for me, not for you,
And if by chance you take my place,
I'll take my fist and smash your face!

girlincarwithgnr

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« Reply #52 on: March 25, 2004, 04:53:46 PM »
Quote from: "US-of-ROCK"
i like the way kurt cobain turned out...... so i guess it could be possible.....for me too to die like him......
i think it's great to die this way
Take your parent's shootgun stick it in your mouth........and... ...



Suiside is for losers and the weak.

But if I had a wife like that i'd kill myself too!

Jeff

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« Reply #53 on: March 25, 2004, 07:18:04 PM »
death is just another doorway, a new path to tread. you can either be scared of this path or take it and use it.

The Knopfilizer

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« Reply #54 on: March 26, 2004, 12:44:14 AM »
No one has ever died during a Knopfilizing.
You know when you've been Knopfled

nemo

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« Reply #55 on: March 26, 2004, 01:08:39 AM »
Quote from: "The Knopfilizer"
No one has ever died during a Knopfilizing.


 :lol: fuck off

cosmic

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« Reply #56 on: March 27, 2004, 10:01:07 AM »
Perhaps loser is the way they feel and the label that people attached to them so often that they feel they are doing people a favor and going away... are you happy to see the loser gone...??????? I think you are..
sue, suzie scizzorhappy, cosmic ,  WHATEVER!