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The Axl Rose Sex Tape Revealed For The First Time!
« on: January 09, 2010, 03:15:46 PM »
Now that I have got your attention,

GET MR.PLOW FOR ALL YOUR PLOWING NEEDS!

We all know that it can be tough, (especially for the little ladies out there) to clear your blocked and dirty driveways. Well Mr.Plow is here to save the day! Using his massive plow, he will clear out your passage with ease, all for a nominal fee!

So come on girls,

LET MY PLOW YOUR DRIVEWAYS!!!

*Innuendo very much intended.
« Last Edit: January 09, 2010, 03:26:09 PM by Justin5150 »
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Re: The Axl Rose Sex Tape Revealed For The First Time!
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2010, 03:35:10 PM »
IGNORE THE FEEBLE ADVERTISEMENT OF MR. PLOW! TRY PLOW KING INSTEAD, FIRST PLOW FREE OF CHARGE & ALL PROCEEDS FROM FUTURE PLOWS WILL GO TO ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS!

« Last Edit: January 09, 2010, 03:47:12 PM by NewGNRnOldGNR »
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Re: The Axl Rose Sex Tape Revealed For The First Time!
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2010, 03:36:37 PM »
mr plow is a loser and i think he is a boozer, so you better make that call to the plowking :cool:

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Re: The Axl Rose Sex Tape Revealed For The First Time!
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2010, 03:38:37 PM »
Now that I have got your attention,

GET MR.PLOW FOR ALL YOUR PLOWING NEEDS!

We all know that it can be tough, (especially for the little ladies out there) to clear your blocked and dirty driveways. Well Mr.Plow is here to save the day! Using his massive plow, he will clear out your passage with ease, all for a nominal fee!

So come on girls,

LET MY PLOW YOUR DRIVEWAYS!!!

*Innuendo very much intended.



 i was expecting to see Axl nude :disgust: :disgust: :disgust:
What, what, someone said D???

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Re: The Axl Rose Sex Tape Revealed For The First Time!
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2010, 03:46:59 PM »
Has the hunter used Mr Plow?
I think it is high time for a bit of class around here, don't you?

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Re: The Axl Rose Sex Tape Revealed For The First Time!
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2010, 03:49:21 PM »
i dont know, and the list of the used is too long to check

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Re: The Axl Rose Sex Tape Revealed For The First Time!
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2010, 04:22:39 PM »
ROFL
EPIC THREAD
OH OH YEAH
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Re: The Axl Rose Sex Tape Revealed For The First Time!
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2010, 05:41:16 PM »

 i was expecting to see Axl nude :disgust: :disgust: :disgust:

Andy, if it makes you feel any better, I could give you a good plowing! :unibrow:
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Re: The Axl Rose Sex Tape Revealed For The First Time!
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2010, 05:50:20 PM »
IGNORE THE FEEBLE ADVERTISEMENT OF MR. PLOW! TRY PLOW KING INSTEAD, FIRST PLOW FREE OF CHARGE & ALL PROCEEDS FROM FUTURE PLOWS WILL GO TO ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS!


Feeble competitors like this aren't fit to carry Mr.Plows used plows! Does this "Plow King" have the "Magic Green Star" sign above his username for plowing excellence? Does he have an endorsement from God himself in his sig? No, of course not!

Mr.Plow, plowing with excellence and expertise since 1994. :thumbsup:

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Re: The Axl Rose Sex Tape Revealed For The First Time!
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2010, 05:52:42 PM »

Feeble competitors like this aren't fit to carry Mr.Plows used plows! Does this "Plow King" have the "Magic Green Star" sign above his username for plowing excellence? Does he have an endorsement from God himself in his sig? No, of course not!

Mr.Plow, plowing with excellence and expertise since 1994. :thumbsup:



justin, this idea is great, now you can tell women you want to plow them and its all innocent looking :lol:


Get your name changed to mr plow :bow:

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Re: The Axl Rose Sex Tape Revealed For The First Time!
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2010, 05:58:28 PM »
justin, this idea is great, now you can tell women you want to plow them and its all innocent looking :lol:


Get your name changed to mr plow :bow:

Exactly, I can cross the innuendo barrier and they will be none the wiser! :lol:

I would consider getting my name changed to Mr.Plow, but I don't want end up doing something I regret later on.
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Re: The Axl Rose Sex Tape Revealed For The First Time!
« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2010, 06:28:52 PM »
Feeble competitors like this aren't fit to carry Mr.Plows used plows! Does this "Plow King" have the "Magic Green Star" sign above his username for plowing excellence? Does he have an endorsement from God himself in his sig? No, of course not!

Mr.Plow, plowing with excellence and expertise since 1994. :thumbsup:


We don't need this "Magic Green Star" sign you refer to, our vehicles are obviously far superior to "Mr. Plow's". Your "Magic Green Star" reinforces your inclinement to take part in gay innuendo. Unlike "Mr. Plow" we refuse to acknowledge false "Gods" and are the traditional community based  "plowing" organisation. Our television commercial has defamed and slandered "Mr. Plow", it has resulted in our company being given the "key to the city", and "Mr. Plow" returning to stealing collection boxes for charitable organisations in the local stores.
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Re: The Axl Rose Sex Tape Revealed For The First Time!
« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2010, 08:31:37 PM »
Has the hunter used Mr Plow?

The Hunter was plowed several times, even before Mr.Plow was Mr.Plow! :unibrow:
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Re: The Axl Rose Sex Tape Revealed For The First Time!
« Reply #13 on: January 09, 2010, 08:33:34 PM »
I want that Axl Sex Tape.  >(
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Re: The Axl Rose Sex Tape Revealed For The First Time!
« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2010, 08:37:47 PM »
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