Feeble competitors like this aren't fit to carry Mr.Plows used plows! Does this "Plow King" have the "Magic Green Star" sign above his username for plowing excellence? Does he have an endorsement from God himself in his sig? No, of course not!
Mr.Plow, plowing with excellence and expertise since 1994.
We don't need this "Magic Green Star" sign you refer to, our vehicles are obviously far superior to "Mr. Plow's". Your "Magic Green Star" reinforces your inclinement to take part in gay innuendo. Unlike "Mr. Plow" we refuse to acknowledge false "Gods" and are the traditional community based "plowing" organisation. Our television commercial has defamed and slandered "Mr. Plow", it has resulted in our company being given the "key to the city", and "Mr. Plow" returning to stealing collection boxes for charitable organisations in the local stores.