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Re: Post your pets?
« Reply #135 on: May 03, 2010, 12:16:37 AM »
I live in a house with 12 other people, they are messy and the rat prefers food to poision so doesnt fall for the traps or the poision.
try poisoning some food and tell the people that you live with not to eat it.
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Re: Post your pets?
« Reply #136 on: May 03, 2010, 12:18:43 AM »
try poisoning some food and tell the people that you live with not to eat it.

In theory it would work but a few of them speak really shit English, so it would probably backfire and I would be but in jail. I'm gone in 4 weeks so billy might survive.
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Re: Post your pets?
« Reply #137 on: May 03, 2010, 12:19:58 AM »
What if you blamed Billy for the poison deaths?
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Re: Post your pets?
« Reply #138 on: May 03, 2010, 12:20:23 AM »
ok so go to google translator and find out how to say "DO NOT EAT FOOD" in their language :lol:
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Re: Post your pets?
« Reply #139 on: May 03, 2010, 12:20:47 AM »
try poisoning some food and tell the people that you live with not to eat it.

Why should he tell others not to eat it? :ninja:

In theory it would work but a few of them speak really shit English, so it would probably backfire and I would be but in jail. I'm gone in 4 weeks so billy might survive.

Could you catch Billy for me? I would love a pet rat :shy:
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Re: Post your pets?
« Reply #140 on: May 03, 2010, 12:21:27 AM »
It's not funny  :lol:

I can't cook or eat in the house anymore because of him, I once saw him sitting on the kitchen table. I have to eat out everyday and its costing me a fortune. 



Maybe Billy needs a friend...get the cat...unless you have allergies....much cheaper than eating out everyday. Cats love their privacy and will only expect something from you if you've forgotten the strict schedule they live by. Humans train their dogs...cats train their humans...
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Re: Post your pets?
« Reply #141 on: May 03, 2010, 12:23:41 AM »
True. I love a good cat...Yes I am a cat person.
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Re: Post your pets?
« Reply #142 on: May 03, 2010, 12:25:43 AM »
Ok this thread has gotten way out of hand, I am going to stop talking about the rat now  :lol:

I will post some picks later of my wonderful house and we can brainstorm more ideas on ways to get rid of Billy or capture him and send him to Trixi.
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Re: Post your pets?
« Reply #143 on: May 03, 2010, 12:27:46 AM »
Ok this thread has gotten way out of hand, I am going to stop talking about the rat now  :lol:

I will post some picks later of my wonderful house and we can brainstorm more ideas on ways to get rid of Billy or capture him and send him to Trixi.

Aren't you a sweetheart. :mwa
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Re: Post your pets?
« Reply #144 on: May 03, 2010, 12:27:54 AM »
In theory it would work but a few of them speak really shit English, so it would probably backfire and I would be but in jail. I'm gone in 4 weeks so billy might survive.



This works...my neighbor tried it and it really works...do they have juicy fruit gum in Australia ? Put opened gum sticks in cupboards where your friends can't find and eat it...keep an eye on the gum...rodents can't digest the gum...but the aroma is so strong they gooble it up and once in the stomach...it will be their demise. Put more than just one piece...fill that little tummy up.
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Re: Post your pets?
« Reply #145 on: May 03, 2010, 12:58:37 AM »
My sister making my (male) cat, ZONTAR, dress up for X-mas...
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« Reply #146 on: May 03, 2010, 01:27:23 AM »
My sister making my (male) cat, ZONTAR, dress up for X-mas...

How long did kitty leave that on.
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« Reply #147 on: May 03, 2010, 01:37:34 AM »
I'd say 30 seconds, kinda hard to remove it  :lol:
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Re: Post your pets?
« Reply #148 on: May 03, 2010, 02:24:57 PM »
My sister making my (male) cat, ZONTAR, dress up for X-mas...


Awwwwwwwweeeee :lol:
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Re: Post your pets?
« Reply #149 on: May 03, 2010, 05:42:29 PM »


Could you catch Billy for me? I would love a pet rat :shy:
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They are sssooo cute especially if their babies...when they are old enough to mate....which isn't very old...their litters are so big and can have a litters many times a year...they also carry numerous diseases...so be careful .When you receive rds.06's  mousey please take it to the vets and get a clean bill of health. Gotta keep you well...women in the forum are dwindling ...
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