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Re: Hulk Hogan And Eric Bischoff Join TNA!
« Reply #15 on: October 30, 2009, 09:14:54 PM »
I reckon the Hogan/Bischoff partnership will really give T.N.A the kick it needs. Hulk has previously stated that he felt the W.W.E is "boring" and intended to start his own franchise with Bischoff. Instead of starting their own franchise they are taking over the T.N.A scene and have obviously out plans together for the show.
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Re: Hulk Hogan And Eric Bischoff Join TNA!
« Reply #16 on: October 30, 2009, 09:23:17 PM »
But Hogan's a shit booker. I don't think it will work. I'd love it too because another Monday night war would force WWE to make wrestling interesting again and I start watching it again.... maybe. I just can't stomach the shit the put out these days. It#s fucking awful.
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Re: Hulk Hogan And Eric Bischoff Join TNA!
« Reply #17 on: October 31, 2009, 10:16:21 PM »
Yeah hogan made the comment the wwe is boring but tna is the worst ive ever seen it , back in 2005 it was fantastic and had a lot of momentum but now it kinda sucks.

For me i think bishoff being there is a positive , the guy could bring something new to tna but has for hogan you will guarentee he will always be in the main event picture and that is just plain wrong for a guy on the wrong end of 50 , tna needs to push there best fresh talent not have say hogan or foley in the main even picture that is what helped kill wcw in the first place.


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Re: Hulk Hogan And Eric Bischoff Join TNA!
« Reply #18 on: October 31, 2009, 10:52:31 PM »
Meh, I'm not to fuss on Heymen either. I'd just get some decent story writers first. I mean some of the shit TNA churn out is unbelieveable.

Heyman is a fucking legendary booker. How he got ECW as big as it was with the quite frankly terrible wrestlers at his disposal is all down to his booking and ability to cut promos. When he cuts a promo or announces on matches, he gets wrestlers over. That's why TNA need him. Russo is the worst booker in the world, and Bischoff isn't far behind. Hogan just wants to book himself the title over and over again. The guy won't lose, and just wants to humiliate other people. Like delivering his boot to the face and spending five minutes taunting with the crowd and expecting the other guy just to lay there. the man is a wanker.
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Re: Hulk Hogan And Eric Bischoff Join TNA!
« Reply #19 on: October 31, 2009, 11:06:44 PM »
Heyman is a fucking legendary booker. How he got ECW as big as it was with the quite frankly terrible wrestlers at his disposal is all down to his booking and ability to cut promos. When he cuts a promo or announces on matches, he gets wrestlers over. That's why TNA need him. Russo is the worst booker in the world, and Bischoff isn't far behind. Hogan just wants to book himself the title over and over again. The guy won't lose, and just wants to humiliate other people. Like delivering his boot to the face and spending five minutes taunting with the crowd and expecting the other guy just to lay there. the man is a wanker.

When as Mr. America he was beaten and therefore according to the storyline kicked out of the WWE. Furthermore he was then taunted by Mr McMahon when Vince hissed "You're Fired!", surely that wasn't egotistical.
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Re: Hulk Hogan And Eric Bischoff Join TNA!
« Reply #20 on: October 31, 2009, 11:19:15 PM »
One example in a career of egotism. The guy would not lose to anyone. The worst example is when he was kayfabe friends with Bret Hart. Bret was facing Yokozuna at Wrestlemania, and after a full match was beaten (although Yokozuna had to cheat). Hogan then got it stipulated that he would face yokozuna immediately, and beat him in seconds, making Bret look like an idiot. 
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Re: Hulk Hogan And Eric Bischoff Join TNA!
« Reply #21 on: November 01, 2009, 03:37:07 PM »
Precisely. How they managed to fuck it up with all those stars is beyond me. Oh no, wait a minute, it's not. Eric Bischoff and Vince russo write less believable and interesting storylines than the average 5 year old, and Hulk Hogan is an egotistical twatbag who won't put anyone over. That's how they lost to Raw, and that's why TNA is now royally fucked.

Don't mention wrestling and storylines in the same sentence, they don't match.

For a start, the only decent wrestlers still going are HHH, Undertaker and Kane (I don't watch anything but WWE and even that's boring as shit- so whoever is left in other fantasy leagues I don't really care) and they have some of the worst bio's in the history of human story telling.

Wrestling might be worth watching if it was half realistic and wasn't based around gimmicky personalities. Hell, even looking back at WWF it was all just one big broad selection of different cliques.

Hopefully it's dead in a couple decades.

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Re: Hulk Hogan And Eric Bischoff Join TNA!
« Reply #22 on: November 01, 2009, 05:29:18 PM »
HHH and Kane are both shit though. HHH used to be good until he got lazy and a load of backstage power. And storylines and wrestling do go - how fucking great is it when you get someone who can cut promos and wrestle put in a great storyline? It's fuckin awesome. Or, at least, it used to be when I was younger. People like Shawn Michaels and Chris Jericho, Kurt Angle and Eddie Gurrero were the dogs bollocks. And they were given decent storylines.
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Re: Hulk Hogan And Eric Bischoff Join TNA!
« Reply #23 on: November 02, 2009, 08:15:45 AM »
They're the only appealing wrestlers though, the rest look like a bunch of repugnant twats.

I usually turn it off as soon as the big name wrestlers leave the screen (so it usually lasts 5 minutes..)

But really, do they need storylines? Does every single match need someone to enter the ring on a 2 count and smash someone with a chair? Do they all need stupid cut scene bullshit like the Hardy Boys? That was embarrassing :argh

I swear every time someone is about to win a hard fought match, some moron runs in with a chair or some shit. Throw out the retarded rule book, the script and wrestle like real men.

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Re: Hulk Hogan And Eric Bischoff Join TNA!
« Reply #24 on: December 23, 2009, 09:44:58 PM »
January 4th 2010.....Hulk Hogan debuts in TNA





Jesus fucking Christ someone better have a suregon on call to repair Hogan's hip afterwards :argh
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Re: Hulk Hogan And Eric Bischoff Join TNA!
« Reply #25 on: December 24, 2009, 04:53:58 AM »
that's a monday eh?? Isn't that when Brett is supposedly to show on RAW to compete??
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Re: Hulk Hogan And Eric Bischoff Join TNA!
« Reply #26 on: December 24, 2009, 04:58:56 AM »
 :nod:

Vince was asked if The Hitman was supposed to be on there and he didn't have an answer,Johnny Damon asked if he was supposed to host it
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Re: Hulk Hogan And Eric Bischoff Join TNA!
« Reply #27 on: December 26, 2009, 11:20:34 AM »
Eric BITCH OFF!!! :lol:
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Re: Hulk Hogan And Eric Bischoff Join TNA!
« Reply #28 on: December 26, 2009, 10:30:09 PM »
 :lol: :lol:
I always hated him,I think he's a perv,at least he was when he was GM on RAW
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Re: Hulk Hogan And Eric Bischoff Join TNA!
« Reply #29 on: December 27, 2009, 02:18:38 PM »
^ Beefcake!!! I saw him wrestle a year and a half ago  :lol:
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