Oh and a really hot girl is moving in across the road and I've just been lying in bed naked watching her jiggly bits as she carries in various hold hold items. It would be creepy but... well... those boobies

I might pop over later and ask if she has any sugar... then when she says yes or no I'll hit her over the head with two snooker balls in a sock and then rape her. Then check if she has any sugar because I seriously need sugar