16 YR OLD AUSTRALIAN IDIOT GIRL ATTEMPTS TO SAIL SOLO AROUND THE WORLD

[Monique]

my god, that made me laugh for a good 30 seconds

 

[abaraxas]

What is it with people these days? I think it's because we've already been everywhere and done everything. We can't set a record for being the first to sail around the world solo because it's been done. So, what do (some) people do? Do they think "I know, I'll invent a cure for AIDS!" No. They say to themselves "at the highly implausible age of 16 I will sail solo around the world - that'll get me in the record books".

At least there's one good thing - the Aussie navy are brilliant at fishing intrepid 'explorers' out of the ocean; they've had loads of practice with British sailors in the past few years.

Thats the thing-shes 16 and needs permission from mum and dad-who are obliging to let her fullfill her deathwish.
But all those guys that get rescued-it costs the taxpayer millions of dollars!
And the fuckers who do these trips are loaded-its not right.
We rescued some American dipshit years back now-anyway he ended up killing himself in a balloon attempt for some shit I dunno.

[rds.06]

Thats the thing-shes 16 and needs permission from mum and dad-who are obliging to let her fullfill her deathwish.
But all those guys that get rescued-it costs the taxpayer millions of dollars!
And the fuckers who do these trips are loaded-its not right.
We rescued some American dipshit years back now-anyway he ended up killing himself in a balloon attempt for some shit I dunno.

That dude who got lost in the Blue Mountains and made all that cash is coming back here for more!

I wonder how long it will take him to get lost somewhere this time.

[abaraxas]

yeah!!!!
When he does, were gonna bring out THE BOOT as seen in the Simpsons (saved for the ultimate idiots only)

[The Spaghetti Incident?]

I saw this one TV and I thought "Wtf is she doing? She's hot and she could just stay home and live a normal life."


But nah, She'll either make it and gain a nice social reward, Or die and have her ass go to waste. Because I'm sure she's a smart gal.

Hot? What are you on?

She's a spoiled, rich, stupid, bratty little bitch with more fingers than braincells and I hope she fucking crashes into a pine tree (yes, a fucking pine tree!) in the middle of the ocean.

I don't know who's more embarrassing for Australia - her or the current record holder (also Aussie)

[abaraxas]

 
 

[Justin5150]

Clap for mr laughing guy!




No I'll stop now

Clap for Mr Stopping Guy!.


You just opened Pandora's Jar.

[Adriana Galore]

And even more worse, a 13 year old Dutch girl wants to sail around the world. The authorities wants to stop her despite her parents agree and trust their girl.

Well, some young people are adventures, mature and dare to do things when they're young. Others spend or waste their time on the internet. Talking about "things"......

[JamesAXLRules]

 

[Peaches]

Hot? What are you on?

She's a spoiled, rich, stupid, bratty little bitch with more fingers than braincells and I hope she fucking crashes into a pine tree (yes, a fucking pine tree!) in the middle of the ocean.

I don't know who's more embarrassing for Australia - her or the current record holder (also Aussie)

You've gotta be fucking me. What are you on? She could be a looker you never know.

Clap for Mr Stopping Guy!.


You just opened Pandora's Jar.

 

[The Spaghetti Incident?]

Now I usually think most 16 year old jail bate is God damned fucking sexy, but this bitch is cat shit.

Or I'm bias I don't know

[RoboAxl]

she's not great

nice body though. I like girls that look like they'd snap in half if I touched them

[rds.06]

Cat shit indeed, which is weird because most aussie women are hot.

She looks like she wouldnt be able to find her way out of dark room, never mind around the world.

[abaraxas]

 
Those are pretty bad shots of her, but she is indeed catshit.
Still,Somali pirates arent too fussy 

[jplpool]

Yeah WTF is she thinking? She is 16 can do whatever she wants with her life,she has no responsibilities & no need to earn a living maybe if she had heard of internet, X-Box & T.V she wouldn't be using the VERY best time of life to attempt a once in a lifetime experience