Er, I have a tele, a few LP's, a dreadnought and a fucking sweet classical. My favourite guitar is this one (found on google, not actually mine - mine is sitting in my bedroom!):
It's a Les Paul Traditional Pro, although I'm not sure this photo is one...it says standard on the headstock. But the honeyburst colour is the same as mine. I've removed the scratchplate on mine too, same as I always do on LP's. They always get in the way!