quote of the day

[Superstick]

Shut up and show us your tits.

You'd faint. 

[Trixi]

 

[Chaser™]

BUT...BUT...I MEAN RIGHT...YOU KNOW?!?!?!?!?!

Give ya folks a hint, he has a show about metal.

[Trixi]

"Think pink, but don’t wear it." - Karl Lagerfeld

[jplpool]

Oh Christ im so depressed.

Gonna play online games and abuse Eurotrash.

[B.I.T.C.H]

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant

[Chaser™]

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[B.I.T.C.H]

Thanks for finishing it off nicely

[B.I.T.C.H]

"The more you eat, the lonelier you get."
Old cannibal saying 

[B.I.T.C.H]

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

Maryon Pearson

[slashthe2nd]

"it takes more than blood to be my brother" Liam Gallagher on his spat with Noel

[B.I.T.C.H]

It totally sucks when you cook dinner, buy good wine, put on your best clothes and aftershave and then she calls to say she's not coming. But it sucks even more when she calls half an hour later to say she's coming after all. And you've already eaten the dinner, drunk the wine and jerked off...
Ivo Siromahov

[jplpool]

Twitter does my head in. There's some great stuff on there but too often it gives a voice to those without a brain.

[Chaser™]

Or the electronic instruments burst into flames, WHICH THEY DO

-Zoog of Angelspit

[Peaches]

Do you have anyone with Costello presently?

"Maybe...maybe not...maybe fuck yourself."

the most inspirational quote i've ever read, fuck poetry and moral and heatr break quotes, that quote itself stands to be the cure for all other irrelevance.