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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #615 on: July 26, 2011, 03:32:48 PM »
Q:Why did you decide to become a musician?
A: Not many chicks wanna suck off a fry cook!

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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #616 on: July 27, 2011, 06:56:17 PM »
One can make up so much shit, go into false mose revelation mode, when one has false witness. - jplpool.
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #617 on: July 30, 2011, 03:07:25 AM »
Want some coke? Here; don't move until you are numb. - Jack Nicholson.  :bow:
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #618 on: August 10, 2011, 12:19:50 PM »
"why would people do this to their own country?"

-baffled England and man utd star Wayne Rooney
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #619 on: August 10, 2011, 12:47:38 PM »
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #620 on: August 16, 2011, 11:24:30 AM »
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's
(she changes it more often)
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #621 on: August 16, 2011, 11:50:48 AM »
At the company where I work, the food in the restaurant is not very good. So my colleague was complaining about the bread:

Him: Damned, this bread is terrible. This is not today's bread!
Me: Would you like today's bread?
Him: Yes, please.
Me: Then come again tomorrow.

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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #622 on: August 17, 2011, 10:13:16 PM »
listening to sixx am kills your adsl
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #623 on: August 19, 2011, 03:20:07 AM »
You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question?
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #624 on: August 19, 2011, 03:30:42 AM »
Quote from: Chaser™ on July 26, 2011, 03:32:48 PM
Q:Why did you decide to become a musician?
A: Not many chicks wanna suck off a fry cook!



 :lol: :thumbsup:
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #625 on: August 20, 2011, 02:29:08 PM »
Shut up and show us your tits.

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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #626 on: August 20, 2011, 02:39:28 PM »
Agreed.  :D
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #627 on: August 20, 2011, 02:41:07 PM »
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #628 on: August 20, 2011, 02:41:41 PM »
That changes everything.
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #629 on: August 20, 2011, 02:44:48 PM »
Quote from: Superstick on August 20, 2011, 02:41:41 PM
That changes everything.

Shut up and show us your tits. :tongue:
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