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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #720 on: May 22, 2012, 04:37:30 PM »
Look at me. I am old but I am happy.
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #721 on: May 22, 2012, 10:03:55 PM »
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I have to say, I can't see beyond the Russian Grannies for a winner unless we get Didiier Drogba to partner Engelbert.

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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #722 on: May 27, 2012, 01:14:13 AM »
"Can I have lots of me in the monitor as well, please? Not 'cause I need it technically, I'm just a narcissist." - Dusty Limits
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #723 on: June 04, 2012, 04:42:38 PM »
What’s happiness? The moment before you need more happiness - Don Draper
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #724 on: June 08, 2012, 09:46:26 PM »
Just read this on Reddit...

"god i hate being a man. i want to fuck all women. all the time. every one of the billions of them on this planet must receive my cock. i'm 36, my sex drive has waned considerably and yet i still feel this way. am i going to have to bear this insanity my whole life? why can't i just tell my cock, "hey guy, the earth is over-populated as it is. you and your brothers have done your job. time to call it quits." "no" he says, arching his back to look up at me. "no."'

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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #725 on: June 09, 2012, 10:18:22 PM »
Just read this comment on a YouTube video about Mad Men actor Jon Hamm's comments that reality TV is a disgrace and that Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton are "fucking idiots"...

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Ok ... I know who Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton are..everyone does ... but who the fuck is Jon Hamm????


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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #726 on: June 10, 2012, 05:07:52 AM »
are you taking a mulligan? No, I'm just re-doing the shot cause the first one sucked  :coffee
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #727 on: June 24, 2012, 01:02:56 PM »
"Those indians are too far away. They can't shoot an arrow this f - ......." - General Custer, at Little Big Horn.
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #728 on: June 24, 2012, 05:14:41 PM »
Remember, life is like a box of chocolates, the fatter you are, the quicker it's gone.
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #729 on: June 27, 2012, 03:32:44 AM »
“Don’t think. Don’t fucking think. Because when you think you realise just how fucked up everything really is. You realise you don’t know how you got where you are you don’t know where you’re going and you don’t know what to do anymore.”
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #730 on: June 27, 2012, 06:40:00 AM »
My Boss: "Good Morning"
Me: "Good morning Dickhead"
My Boss: "what did you say?"
Me: "I said good morning dickhead"

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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #731 on: June 27, 2012, 09:39:29 PM »
Quote from: abaraxas on June 27, 2012, 06:40:00 AM
My Boss: "Good Morning"
Me: "Good morning Dickhead"
My Boss: "what did you say?"
Me: "I said good morning dickhead"

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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #732 on: June 28, 2012, 01:02:37 PM »
"You're like one of those fucking coffee commercials: 'From bean to cup, you fuck up!'"
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #733 on: July 04, 2012, 08:18:09 PM »
"When life gives you a Jeffery, stroke the furry wall."
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #734 on: July 04, 2012, 08:26:27 PM »
I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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