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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #690 on: January 11, 2012, 10:15:12 PM »
Quote from: ALLLOCKEDUPINSIDE on January 11, 2012, 09:28:47 PM
Don't worry, I'll protect you.  :unibrow:

That makes me feel so much better. :smirk:
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #691 on: January 12, 2012, 12:32:58 AM »
Quote from: Trixi on January 11, 2012, 10:15:12 PM
That makes me feel so much better. :smirk:

And I offer to film it as evidence :thumbsup:
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #692 on: January 12, 2012, 12:58:59 AM »
Quote from: SoulMonster on January 12, 2012, 12:32:58 AM
And I offer to film it as evidence :thumbsup:

I never knew you were a cameraman :O


Now something on-topic:
"A guilty conscience needs to confess. A work of art is a confession." - Albert Camus :bow:
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #693 on: January 12, 2012, 07:23:19 AM »
"You cant polish a turd" -uncredited
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #694 on: January 13, 2012, 07:23:36 AM »
What's the moral of Shrek: It's not important to be beautiful but to find the same freak as you.
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #695 on: January 13, 2012, 06:47:39 PM »
Quote from: abaraxas on January 12, 2012, 07:23:19 AM
"You cant polish a turd" -uncredited

but you can autotune a fart :thumbsup:
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #696 on: January 13, 2012, 07:27:38 PM »
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #697 on: January 24, 2012, 04:08:50 AM »
"One WUB a day keeps pornhub AWAY"

Oh YouTube users, you never cease to amaze me. :giggle:
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #698 on: January 24, 2012, 08:35:37 AM »
The real woman is interested only in two things in connection to other women: why their tits have grown and how they managed to have a successful marriage

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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #699 on: January 24, 2012, 11:58:54 AM »
"Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it."
Salvador Dali
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #700 on: January 29, 2012, 02:25:30 AM »
Accept reality. Experience the pain. Learn the lesson. Actively try to heal.
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #701 on: January 29, 2012, 02:37:57 AM »
No one fucks with a blowfish
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #702 on: January 31, 2012, 11:41:36 AM »
After having sex the clown blew the condom and with a few hefty movements made it into a dog.
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #703 on: February 01, 2012, 02:32:26 AM »
Quote from: B.I.T.C.H on January 31, 2012, 11:41:36 AM
After having sex the clown blew the condom and with a few hefty movements made it into a dog.
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #704 on: February 12, 2012, 12:26:54 PM »
"The woman is like a Barcelona football player - she's lying down and moaning and you think she's simulating"
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