quote of the day

[B.I.T.C.H]

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

[The Second Coming]

"It's strange that words are so inadequate. Yet, like the asthmatic struggling for breath, so the lover must struggle for words." - T.S. Elliot

[Trixi]

"Gather round kids I'm gonna show you how to use drugs" - Terrance Zdunich about Zydrate Anatomy

[B.I.T.C.H]

"It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewere, would much rather you weren't doing"
Terry Pratchett

[GnR587]

"You changed your name to McLovin?"
"Yeah, they let you pick any name you want when you get down there."
"And you landed on McLovin?"
"Yeah, it was between that or Mohammad."
"Why the fuck would it be between that or Mohammad?! Why didn't you just pick a common name like a normal person?"
"Mohammad is the most commonly used name on Earth! Read a fucking book for once!"

[SoulMonster]

"You changed your name to McLovin?"
"Yeah, they let you pick any name you want when you get down there."
"And you landed on McLovin?"
"Yeah, it was between that or Mohammad."
"Why the fuck would it be between that or Mohammad?! Why didn't you just pick a common name like a normal person?"
"Mohammad is the most commonly used name on Earth! Read a fucking book for once!"

Haha, that's a great movie to watch while drunk!

[B.I.T.C.H]

I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
Terry Pratchett

[abaraxas]

"It's strange that words are so inadequate. Yet, like the asthmatic struggling for breath, so the lover must struggle for words." - T.S. Elliot

Well, T.S. Elliot tuned the radio couldnt get rid of the static
serves him right for being so E N I G M A T I C
T.S. Elliot crashed his motorcar, snapped the clutch cable
Ill bet my youngest daughter could drink him under the table

[Trixi]

"If only I had your boobs" - my mother

[abaraxas]

"If only I had your boobs" - my mother

"If only I had your boobs (in my hands)" -me 

[Trixi]

"If only I had your boobs (in my hands)" -me 

Should I be scared?

[B.I.T.C.H]

“She was already learning that if you ignore the rules people will, half the time, quietly rewrite them so that they don't apply to you.”
Wyrd Sisters

[abaraxas]

Should I be scared?

Of course 

[Trixi]

Of course 

Alright, I'm scared

[ALLLOCKEDUPINSIDE]

Alright, I'm scared

Don't worry, I'll protect you.