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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #60 on: August 12, 2010, 05:05:43 PM »
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #61 on: August 12, 2010, 09:02:11 PM »
"Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention."

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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #62 on: August 12, 2010, 09:03:50 PM »
Women should be grateful men trust them at all. It's not often you trust something that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die  :ninja:
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #63 on: August 12, 2010, 09:07:09 PM »
I have another one...

"putting the word "adult" before "acne" doesn't make me feel any better about the fact that i've got a huge zit on my nose at 42" - James Michael  :lol:
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #64 on: August 12, 2010, 09:08:32 PM »
I have another one...

"putting the word "adult" before "acne" doesn't make me feel any better about the fact that i've got a huge zit on my nose at 42" - James Michael  :lol:

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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #65 on: August 13, 2010, 08:41:11 PM »
 from the Axe man.

I used words like police and niggers because you're not allowed to use the word nigger. Why can black people go up to each other and say, "Nigger," but when a white guy does it all of a sudden it's a big put-down. I don't like boundaries of any kind. I don't like being told what I can and what I can't say. I used the word nigger because it's a word to describe somebody that is basically a pain in your life, a problem. The word nigger doesn't necessarily mean black. Doesn't John Lennon have a song "Woman Is the Nigger of the World"? There's a rap group, N.W.A., Niggers with Attitude. I mean, they're proud of that word. More power to them. Guns N' Roses ain't bad ... N.W.A. is baad! Mr. Bob Goldthwait said the only reason we put these lyrics on the record was because it would cause controversy and we'd sell a million albums. Fuck him! Why'd he put us in his skit? We don't just do something to get the controversy, the press.

When I use the word immigrants, what I'm talking about is going to a 7-11 or Village pantries - a lot of people from countries like Iran, Pakistan, China, Japan et cetera, get jobs in these convenience stores and gas stations. Then they treat you as if you don't belong here. I've been chased out of a store with Slash by a six-foot-tall Iranian with a butcher knife because he didn't like the way we were dressed. Scared me to death. All I could see in my mind was a picture of my arm on the ground, blood going everywhere. When I get scared, I get mad. I grabbed the top of one of these big orange garbage cans and went back at him with this shield, going, "Come on!" I didn't want to back down from this guy. Anyway that's why I wrote about immigrants. Maybe I should have been more specific and said, "Joe Schmoladoo at the 7-11 and faggots make no sense to me." That's ridiculous! I summed it up simply and said, "Immigrants."

I've had some very bad experiences with homosexuals. When I was first coming to Los Angeles, I was about eighteen or nineteen. On my first hitchhiking ride, this guy told me I could crash at his hotel. I went to sleep and woke up while this guy was trying to rape me. I threw him down on the floor. He came at me again. I went running for the door. He came at me. I pinned him between the door and the wall. I had a straight razor, and I pulled the razor and said, "Don't ever touch me! Don't ever think about touching me! Don't touch yourself and think about me! Nothing!" Then I grabbed my stuff and split with no place to go, no sleep, in the middle of nowhere outside of St. Louis. That's why I have the attitude I have.

I'm pro-heterosexual. I can't get enough of women, and I don't see the same thing that other men can see in men. I'm not into gay or bisexual experiences. But that's hypocritical of me, because I'd rather see two women together than just about anything else. That happens to be my personal, favorite thing.

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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #66 on: August 14, 2010, 12:46:43 PM »
How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #67 on: August 15, 2010, 01:48:50 AM »
From the movie, "The Fugitive" with Harrison Ford and Tommy Lee Jones.

Harrison: "I did not kill my wife!"

Tommy: "I don't care!" (in the great Houston, Texas accent of his.)
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #68 on: August 15, 2010, 09:05:38 PM »
You're just jealous cause the voices only talk to me.
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #69 on: August 17, 2010, 09:25:50 PM »
"I've got a 'F' and a 'C' and I've got a 'K' too, and the only thing that's missing is a bitch like 'U'"
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #70 on: August 17, 2010, 09:28:21 PM »
"I've got a 'F' and a 'C' and I've got a 'K' too, and the only thing that's missing is a bitch like 'U'"

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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #71 on: August 19, 2010, 08:17:28 PM »
Am I a Good Person doing "Bad" things...or a Bad Person doing "Good" things?
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Fuck you, whore.

Johan is not nuts. At least not anymore nuts than the rest of us. He is ruled by his own psychology, which includes jealousy that he cannot sing that high.

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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #72 on: August 19, 2010, 09:39:31 PM »
Interviewer- "What do you think you would have been, if not a footballer?"
Peter Crouch-"A virgin"
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #73 on: August 19, 2010, 09:44:57 PM »
“And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.”

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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #74 on: August 19, 2010, 09:46:17 PM »
THIS MAN IS WANKED HIGHER THAN ANYONE IN WOME!!!
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