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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #570 on: July 03, 2011, 02:49:42 AM »
this is late , but two weeks ago i witnessed a nerdy kid at the movies ..

the ticket lady said  enjoy the movie .. he said  "you too "  lol
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #571 on: July 03, 2011, 08:40:26 PM »
The silence may be suffocating, but the words could be worse.
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #572 on: July 04, 2011, 08:45:52 AM »
"I hurt my toe and did the best I could"
Boxer David Haye explains his defeat
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #573 on: July 04, 2011, 09:14:56 AM »
Quote from: Gott on July 03, 2011, 02:49:42 AM
this is late , but two weeks ago i witnessed a nerdy kid at the movies ..

the ticket lady said  enjoy the movie .. he said  "you too "  lol

 :lol:

I quite seriously lold.
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #574 on: July 05, 2011, 06:44:23 AM »
It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others  :lol:
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #575 on: July 05, 2011, 11:50:47 AM »
Why are pure vegetarian women silent during sex?
They are in a state of shock that a piece of meat can give so much pleasure  :lol:

The first law of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it's bad for you.
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #576 on: July 07, 2011, 08:50:53 AM »
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a Cat.
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #577 on: July 08, 2011, 05:49:03 AM »
hey baby, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up  :O
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #578 on: July 09, 2011, 10:30:14 PM »
She fits the classic definition of a psychopath.
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #579 on: July 13, 2011, 04:59:10 AM »
"i'm not racist, racism is a crime, and crime is for black people "  - jeb
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #580 on: July 13, 2011, 06:57:14 AM »
:lol:

I like kids - fried.
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #581 on: July 13, 2011, 03:08:18 PM »
Men Are From Cuddle, Women Are From Penis

http://www.slate.com/id/2299024/?gt1=38001#add-comment
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #582 on: July 13, 2011, 07:37:33 PM »
Some people are like recurring nightmares.
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #583 on: July 13, 2011, 07:38:42 PM »
Quote from: Trixi on July 13, 2011, 07:37:33 PM
Some people are like recurring nightmares.

Tell me about it, they are sweaty and fucking ugly.
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #584 on: July 13, 2011, 08:36:24 PM »
Recurring nightmares indeed :lol:
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