quote of the day

[Chaser™]

That is some of my best work I must admit 

[Chaser™]

The hotter the avatar is and the dirtier their posts are, the uglier the person behind the keyboard is

-Chaser™

[slashthe2nd]

"I'll put you asleep within 10 seconds you little girl"

- Wayne Rooney on twitter

[jplpool]

I Hate Degale. Cocky isnt the word. Lets make one up. Is cunty a word?

[jplpool]

They sent my Census form back!! In answer to the question, 'Do you have any dependants?', I put, 'Asylum seekers, gypos, smack heads, unemployable bastards, the cast of The Jeremy Kyle Show, Northern Rock, RBS and half of fuckin Eastern Europe!'

...apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer

[Trixi]

"What are you looking at? You've never seen a hypocrite before?"

[Euterpe]

"A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms.
He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?"
She responds, "No, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?"

[Trixi]

"Having a child changed the way I come. Before, I was a clitoris girl. Now, the inside of my cunt is a strange and wonderful place. To whomever it was who stitched me up, thankyouthankyoutha nkyou."

[SoulMonster]

"Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played."

[B.I.T.C.H]

"Having a child changed the way I come. Before, I was a clitoris girl. Now, the inside of my cunt is a strange and wonderful place. To whomever it was who stitched me up, thankyouthankyoutha nkyou."

Too true

All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.

Don't try to follow me I run into walls.

& last but not least:

The pussy is like the strawberry - wash either of them and the flavour is gone 

[slashthe2nd]

'Imagine having your world tipped upside down in one night'

- actor will mellor on Ryan gigg's brother rhodri

[Euterpe]

‎"I'm heading for greatness. I'm trying to get there, but it's a struggle. It's been a long term struggle." -A drunk Matt Bellamy

[slashthe2nd]

"If anyone else can prove they have had an affair with Ryan giggs I'll give them free tickets"

- musical boss David king

[jplpool]

"Giggs is having a hard time? I'd lose a bollock an arm, and a leg to swap places with him"

[abaraxas]

Thanks to YOU, its working