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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #45 on: August 09, 2010, 10:08:59 PM »
Shame on you people for letting something like this die more than a year ago. :disgust:

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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #46 on: August 09, 2010, 10:20:48 PM »
 :cool:

The last time the Pope arrived on these shores he kissed the ground when he got off the plane. Most Ryanair passengers do likewise.

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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #47 on: August 09, 2010, 10:55:35 PM »
Just because the food truck has a catchy name, doesn't mean it doesn't have salmonella
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Fuck you, whore.

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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #48 on: August 09, 2010, 10:59:51 PM »
Don't touch a Negro without washing your hands afterwards- TSC
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #49 on: August 09, 2010, 11:20:31 PM »
Don't fight with ugly people. They have nothing to lose
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #50 on: August 10, 2010, 12:17:41 AM »
no one answered me yet :mad:

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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #51 on: August 10, 2010, 12:18:27 AM »
 :hmpf
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #52 on: August 10, 2010, 12:26:32 AM »
guessing the answer
I\'m a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet. You don\'t eat the Mars bar, you stick it up your arse and let a rottweiler chase you home.

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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #53 on: August 10, 2010, 06:35:41 PM »
"Details..? Don't make me tune into that Murdoch crap"
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #54 on: August 10, 2010, 09:37:00 PM »
A woman is sexy for life till' she becomes your wife

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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #55 on: August 11, 2010, 11:15:26 AM »
Don't argue with an idiot. Someone might see the two of you and not know which one is which.- anonymous.
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #56 on: August 11, 2010, 09:09:31 PM »
"Nothing that is longer than is wide goes in my mouth."
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #57 on: August 12, 2010, 12:19:55 AM »
so no hotdogs?

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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #58 on: August 12, 2010, 04:56:55 PM »
Go fuck yourself! it might bring an unknown sense of self gratification.
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Re: quote of the day
« Reply #59 on: August 12, 2010, 05:04:18 PM »
“And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.”
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