* real translation *
I told you chaca: don't be an ass kisser 
y andá a estudiar a Slash jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaa jajajjajajja 
I told you chaca: don't be an ass kisser
and go to study Slash hahahahhahahahhahah
ahhaha lol , lol *
= it's a long story. Chaca and I are in touch with a 13 year old boy- Fede -from argentina who's a loyal Slash fan. and Chaca always argues with him eventhough he's sweet, innocent and 10 years younger 
. so once they were arguing, Chaca said that Slash was not a good player because he couldn't play as fast as Buckethead. and this boy told him: ohh, you bash Slash but you do study him ! hahaha he sounded so innocent and funny, my little sweetheart. I love this kid, and this thing he said always make us laugh hahah.
me cai de la silla
Ayyyy ya oye,si slash es el mejor,tuve la suerte de estudiarlo,ayy que es rico mi slash ayyyy "
lol lol lol
I fell of the chair lol
ohhh please, yeah, Slash is the best, I've been fortunate enough to study him, ohhh how tasty is my Slash ohhh [ I dunno what the hell he ment, I don't speak Chilean]
jaaaaaaaaaaaaajajaja yo tambien, me dio una risa hahaha... mi fede 
hahahhahah so did I, it made me laugh my ass off hahahha... my Fede
y que ha sido de el?
tiene examenes de "Teoria musical de slash"?
and what happened with him?
has he got Slash Musical theory exams???
jajajaj no se. hace un montón que no lo veo conectado. postea más en mygnr que aca y siempre me viene con "noticias posta"
hahahha I dunno. it's a long time since I don't see him on line. he posts more in mygnr than here and he always comes up with "real news"
y no lo tienes en msn?
isn't he one of your msn contacts???
si, por eso. hace un montón que no lo veo por msn, espero que esté bien mi pichón
yes,that's why. it's a long time since I don't see him on line, I hope he'll be ok, my young pidgeon [ it's a cute word in Spanish to reffer to young poeple we like]
ooo ok
ohhh ok
