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Andy Rose

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Re: Penis Discussion
« Reply #30 on: June 13, 2009, 03:12:15 PM »
Quote from: mr.guns on June 13, 2009, 02:58:55 PM
i won't say the reason...but man...what an embarrassment!   :argh

IT'S BENDED, ISN'T IT !!!!!!   :banana


chill out, there's even surgery for that ANDDDDD if I lay on my side and arrange a little bit my position, we can still do it   :nod:
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Re: Penis Discussion
« Reply #31 on: June 13, 2009, 03:14:52 PM »
 :lol:

What a good way to make him feel better   :nod:  :unibrow:
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Re: Penis Discussion
« Reply #32 on: June 13, 2009, 03:26:13 PM »
Quote from: Bluelion on June 13, 2009, 03:14:52 PM
:lol:

What a good way to make him feel better   :nod:  :unibrow:

there's always a way to do it   :coffee


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Re: Penis Discussion
« Reply #33 on: June 13, 2009, 06:29:40 PM »
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Re: Penis Discussion
« Reply #34 on: June 13, 2009, 07:29:40 PM »
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Mathematical.

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Re: Penis Discussion
« Reply #35 on: June 13, 2009, 07:35:27 PM »
mine makes wee wee
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Re: Penis Discussion
« Reply #36 on: June 13, 2009, 07:36:45 PM »
 :unibrow:
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Re: Penis Discussion
« Reply #37 on: June 13, 2009, 07:47:29 PM »
Quote from: andy_rose86 on June 13, 2009, 03:12:15 PM
IT'S BENDED, ISN'T IT !!!!!!   :banana


chill out, there's even surgery for that ANDDDDD if I lay on my side and arrange a little bit my position, we can still do it   :nod:

thanks honey, but that wasn't the case...even though i liked the way you tried to make me feel better!   :mwa
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Re: Penis Discussion
« Reply #38 on: June 13, 2009, 07:50:51 PM »
mine veers to the right slightly :shy:
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Re: Penis Discussion
« Reply #39 on: June 13, 2009, 09:18:32 PM »
Quote from: bumb.l.foot on June 13, 2009, 07:50:51 PM
mine veers to the right slightly :shy:

Thats the tracking, it happens in my car.
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Re: Penis Discussion
« Reply #40 on: June 13, 2009, 09:33:12 PM »
Quote from: bumb.l.foot on June 13, 2009, 07:50:51 PM
mine veers to the right slightly :shy:

ok.. this requires a special treatment:


get a rope, make a knot on your dickhead (is this the technicall name?  :paranoid:) and tie up the end of the rope to a tree. then start running to the left  and that's it. fixed!

(if your dick bends to the left, then run to the right  ;))

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Quote from: Trixi on April 16, 2013, 02:19:55 PM
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Re: Penis Discussion
« Reply #41 on: June 13, 2009, 09:36:50 PM »
Quote from: andy_rose86 on June 13, 2009, 09:33:12 PM
ok.. this requires a special treatment:


get a rope, make a knot on your dickhead (is this the technicall name?  :paranoid:) and tie up the end of the rope to a tree. then start running to the left  and that's it. fixed!

(if your dick bends to the left, then run to the right  ;))



The technical name is bellend  :nod:
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Re: Penis Discussion
« Reply #42 on: June 13, 2009, 09:38:18 PM »
Quote from: Bluelion on June 13, 2009, 09:36:50 PM
The technical name is bellend  :nod:


like Virgen Belen   :lol:
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Quote from: Trixi on April 16, 2013, 02:19:55 PM
I know this bitch,
she's such a bore.
If she weren't a witch,
she could be a whore.

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Re: Penis Discussion
« Reply #43 on: June 13, 2009, 09:39:12 PM »
Quote from: andy_rose86 on June 13, 2009, 09:33:12 PM
ok.. this requires a special treatment:


get a rope, make a knot on your dickhead (is this the technicall name?  :paranoid:) and tie up the end of the rope to a tree. then start running to the left  and that's it. fixed!

(if your dick bends to the left, then run to the right  ;))



He needs take it to the nearest penis garage for a service.
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Quote from: volcano62 on June 30, 2010, 09:06:57 PM
clean your ears...Nickelback's guitar work is awesome.

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Re: Penis Discussion
« Reply #44 on: June 13, 2009, 09:42:45 PM »
Quote from: andy_rose86 on June 13, 2009, 09:33:12 PM
ok.. this requires a special treatment:


get a rope, make a knot on your dickhead (is this the technicall name?  :paranoid:) and tie up the end of the rope to a tree. then start running to the left  and that's it. fixed!

(if your dick bends to the left, then run to the right  ;))



the directions should be the other way, think about it :smirk:
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