I'm very angry at my dick now...i would trade it if i could! 
is it because this conversation is making you horny? talking about soft skin and something that's long, round and palmable. makes your skin slide against your hand with sensitive delight, stroke it and seep just a little pre-cum... mmmh. longest cock i ever saw was 8 1/2 inches, i sucked and swallowed (was 20 at the time).
-are you even angrier at your cock now?