"I got a jacket with the fringe... you cant up enough speed on one of those things to blow the fringe...."
I about died when he told about getting stopped by the cops....
he also told the story about getting fired as a tour guide at Carlsbad Caverns in NM..
"I would go around the corner just out of sight then run back.. saying 'the bats, the bats!!!'
obviously they don't have a sense of humor there