why does nobody hate me???????????????

[rkgirl]

uhm what about nope and hmmm nope.

original deal. nothin' more, nothin' less!

  sounds like youre going to get "nothing"!!!   

[Faridbak]

  sounds like youre going to get "nothing"!!!   

They should had taken the deal   

[Max_Power]

TITS TITS boobies!

[rkgirl]

They should had taken the deal   

 

TITS TITS boobies!

 
maxie u remind me of when foxworthy was telling about his daughter and her little friends camping out in his bathroom when he was taking a shower "so they could see a hoo hoo"   

[ronws]

 
maxie u remind me of when foxworthy was telling about his daughter and her little friends camping out in his bathroom when he was taking a shower "so they could see a hoo hoo"   

And that reminds me of Bill Engvall talking about the chat he has with his daughter's boyfriends.

"When it comes that kissing and hugging part of the night, I want you to remember this little phrase from me. I have no problems going back to prison."

[danmak]

And that reminds me of Bill Engvall talking about the chat he has with his daughter's boyfriends.

"When it comes that kissing and hugging part of the night, I want you to remember this little phrase from me. I have no problems going back to prison."

 
only kissing ang hugging part..it´s too early, don´t you mean?

[ronws]

only kissing ang hugging part..it´s too early, don´t you mean?

They're both part of the "Blue Collar Comedy Tour." But I've always liked that bit from Bill Engvall. Most fathers I know actually feel that way. Instead of laughing, they say "damn straight", as in amen, brother.

[rkgirl]

And that reminds me of Bill Engvall talking about the chat he has with his daughter's boyfriends.

"When it comes that kissing and hugging part of the night, I want you to remember this little phrase from me. I have no problems going back to prison."

  i forgot about that part...    it works esp when he does the eyes thing... "look at me boy"   

did you see his "10 degrees off cool"? If not you have to get it... roflma!!!

[ronws]

i forgot about that part...    it works esp when he does the eyes thing... "look at me boy"   

did you see his "10 degrees off cool"? If not you have to get it... roflma!!!

Yes.

"I wanted a Harley. But she would only let me get a scooter."

[rkgirl]

"I got a jacket with the fringe... you cant up enough speed on one of those things to blow the fringe...."


I about died when he told about getting stopped by the cops.... 
he also told the story about getting fired as a tour guide at Carlsbad Caverns in NM..

"I would go around the corner just out of sight then run back.. saying 'the bats, the bats!!!'
obviously they don't have a sense of humor there  "

 

[danmak]

They're both part of the "Blue Collar Comedy Tour." But I've always liked that bit from Bill Engvall. Most fathers I know actually feel that way. Instead of laughing, they say "damn straight", as in amen, brother.

i understood..