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Re: Your Mama jokes
« Reply #60 on: March 22, 2009, 07:03:56 PM »
Your mom is so skinning she died due to complications of anorexia and bulimia

your mommas so fat that her blood type is ragu.
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Re: Your Mama jokes
« Reply #61 on: March 22, 2009, 11:09:19 PM »
your mommas so fat that her blood type is ragu.

Your mom's so fat, she's like, THIIIS fat, she also died from diabetes
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Re: Your Mama jokes
« Reply #62 on: March 22, 2009, 11:25:46 PM »
your mommas so fat that her blood type is ragu.

Now that is one I had not heard and I'm an old guy. Well done, Justin.

After your mama and dad divorced, she was still his sister.
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Re: Your Mama jokes
« Reply #63 on: March 22, 2009, 11:29:11 PM »
Your mom voted for Bush 2 terms in a row

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Re: Your Mama jokes
« Reply #64 on: March 23, 2009, 12:42:23 PM »
Your mom voted for Bush 2 terms in a row

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That's another good one. Now, there's the spirit.

Your mama looks like the south end of a north-bound mule.
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Re: Your Mama jokes
« Reply #65 on: March 24, 2009, 08:05:52 PM »
Yo mama collects samples from stud horses for breeding purposes. By hand.

Back story: I knew a guy that had to do that. Some horses won't go for the decoy and they don't like the machines. Well, tens of thousands of dollars are riding the on the breeding and you have to get it somehow.)
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Re: Your Mama jokes
« Reply #66 on: March 24, 2009, 11:57:12 PM »
Yo mama soo stupid that she failed a blood test.
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Re: Your Mama jokes
« Reply #67 on: March 25, 2009, 01:18:06 AM »
Your mom chocked on water and died
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