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Re: Your Mama jokes
« Reply #30 on: March 14, 2009, 12:56:42 PM »
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Re: Your Mama jokes
« Reply #31 on: March 14, 2009, 01:37:03 PM »
:lol: I know a joke. When your mom was having a poo you born, that's the reason you don't have your face in a pic (Or it's because you and Warchild is the same? umm), you look like shit. :lol: :lol:
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Re: Your Mama jokes
« Reply #32 on: March 14, 2009, 03:51:47 PM »
:lol: I know a joke. When your mom was having a poo you born, that's the reason you don't have your face in a pic (Or it's because you and Warchild is the same? umm), you look like shit. :lol: :lol:
Your mama can't remember who is your daddy.
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Re: Your Mama jokes
« Reply #33 on: March 14, 2009, 07:57:01 PM »
i dug up yo mommas body and made love to it, now i also have aids and chlamidia


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Re: Your Mama jokes
« Reply #34 on: March 14, 2009, 11:24:04 PM »
An old one from DI Reeves, Alabama Air National Guard.

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Re: Your Mama jokes
« Reply #35 on: March 16, 2009, 05:04:32 PM »
An old one from DI Reeves, Alabama Air National Guard.

"Your momma wears combat boots to bed."


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Your mamma's so fat she has to iron her clothes on the driveway
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Re: Your Mama jokes
« Reply #36 on: March 16, 2009, 05:10:30 PM »
Your mommas my papa.
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Re: Your Mama jokes
« Reply #37 on: March 16, 2009, 05:29:45 PM »
your mamma's so fat her ass got stuck in space and then all she had to do was play pool with the planets.
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Re: Your Mama jokes
« Reply #38 on: March 18, 2009, 01:44:36 AM »
Your mama is so big, she has her own zip code and phone demarc.
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Re: Your Mama jokes
« Reply #39 on: March 19, 2009, 06:38:09 PM »
Your mama is so big that her OB-GYN has to wear scuba gear to do an exam.
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Re: Your Mama jokes
« Reply #40 on: March 21, 2009, 11:08:41 PM »
your mother's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!

your mother's so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
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Re: Your Mama jokes
« Reply #41 on: March 22, 2009, 12:05:59 AM »
Your mama's so big, her clothes are made by Omar, the tentmaker.

Your mama's so ugly, Medusa ran the other way.

Your mama's so ugly that when God made her, it was the first and only time he said, "Oops."
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Re: Your Mama jokes
« Reply #42 on: March 22, 2009, 12:08:33 AM »
Your mom's like a brain hemmorage, a bit blood clot in the brain
i dunno

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Re: Your Mama jokes
« Reply #43 on: March 22, 2009, 12:11:03 AM »
Your mom's like a brain hemmorage, a bit blood clot in the brain

Your mama is so poor that you can tell when she is on her cycle because one sock is missing.
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Re: Your Mama jokes
« Reply #44 on: March 22, 2009, 12:26:12 AM »
Your mom is so poor she prostitutes herself for money to pay for her drug addiction.
i dunno