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Re: One line jokes (just for fun)
« Reply #525 on: June 25, 2009, 08:32:30 AM »
Quote from: andy_rose86 on June 25, 2009, 03:04:03 AM
where are you from???? 

asking that question is a joke too  :lol:
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Re: One line jokes (just for fun)
« Reply #526 on: June 25, 2009, 03:23:59 PM »
Quote from: ALiX-Rose on June 25, 2009, 01:19:13 AM
there was once a REALLY homophopic doctor. he had reached the level of wanting to line aææ gay guys up to a wall and shoot them. one day a REALLY gay looking guy came and said:

"hiii Dr. gash this is really awkward but... omg i think i've got something stuck up my ANUS :shy:"

the doctor thought "why me? :disgust: well this is my job" and than said:

"ok lay down on the bench there." and the doctor put on gloves and stuck his hand up the gay guys ass. the gay guy than said:

"OH YEAH... SWEET JESUS"

and than the doctor said:

"i can't find anything here."


than the gay guy said:


"YES DOCTOR PLEASE..... it's a little deeper :shy:"

the Doctor stuck his hand deeper and at that poing he had his han in the ga guys ass up to his elbow

"*sigh* no. i can't find anything here."


"yes DARLING just a little deeper"

Tthe doctor stuck it a little deeper and:

"no i can't find anything he.... what the .... ? a rose?"

the Gay Guy:

"yes doctor :) for you :mwa"


hahahahhaha I told my friends this joke today. we all burst out laughing  :lol:
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Quote from: Trixi on April 16, 2013, 02:19:55 PM
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Re: One line jokes (just for fun)
« Reply #527 on: June 25, 2009, 10:04:37 PM »
Quote from: andy_rose86 on June 25, 2009, 03:23:59 PM

hahahahhaha I told my friends this joke today. we all burst out laughing  :lol:

why am I the only one who didn't laugh hard  :'(
perhaps because the joke is familiar...
we have the same joke in our country...
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Re: One line jokes (just for fun)
« Reply #528 on: June 25, 2009, 10:57:27 PM »
Quote from: axlwannabe on June 25, 2009, 10:04:37 PM
why am I the only one who didn't laugh hard  :'(
perhaps because the joke is familiar...
we have the same joke in our country...


yeah most probably. I've never heard it before...

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Quote from: Trixi on April 16, 2013, 02:19:55 PM
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Re: One line jokes (just for fun)
« Reply #529 on: June 26, 2009, 12:06:29 AM »


R.I.P MJ

Edit: deleted joke out of repsect
« Last Edit: July 05, 2009, 06:54:23 PM by DR9_ROSE »
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Re: One line jokes (just for fun)
« Reply #530 on: June 26, 2009, 12:18:03 AM »
shit is still can't believe he's dead :?:
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Re: One line jokes (just for fun)
« Reply #531 on: June 26, 2009, 12:22:56 AM »
Quote from: ALiX-Rose on June 26, 2009, 12:18:03 AM
shit is still can't believe he's dead :?:

im not surprised..
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Re: One line jokes (just for fun)
« Reply #532 on: June 26, 2009, 12:26:42 AM »
Quote from: DR9_ROSE on June 26, 2009, 12:06:29 AM
Jackson 5 reunion tour tickets available...now with 20% off

R.I.P MJ

why only 20% :?:
still won't buy it  :?:
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Re: One line jokes (just for fun)
« Reply #533 on: June 26, 2009, 02:59:31 AM »
Quote from: DR9_ROSE on June 26, 2009, 12:06:29 AM
Jackson 5 reunion tour tickets available...now with 20% off

R.I.P MJ


 :lol:

EPIC LOL
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Quote from: Trixi on April 16, 2013, 02:19:55 PM
I know this bitch,
she's such a bore.
If she weren't a witch,
she could be a whore.

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Re: One line jokes (just for fun)
« Reply #534 on: June 26, 2009, 01:16:19 PM »
Too soon maybe  :smirk:
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Re: One line jokes (just for fun)
« Reply #535 on: June 26, 2009, 01:18:13 PM »
i knew it wouldnt take long

I heard that saying as he was made of almost entirely plastic, they are gonna melt him down so kids everywhere can play with him for a change :O

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Re: One line jokes (just for fun)
« Reply #536 on: June 26, 2009, 01:19:35 PM »
 :lol:

I shouldn't laugh........ :lol:
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Re: One line jokes (just for fun)
« Reply #537 on: June 26, 2009, 01:21:37 PM »
i only jest, i dont mean it.

and for those saying he died of skin cancer............. ................... ....dont blame it on the sunshine


sorry i am going now becaues i feel guilty

RIP Jacko
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Re: One line jokes (just for fun)
« Reply #538 on: June 26, 2009, 01:27:39 PM »
Quote from: bumb.l.foot on June 26, 2009, 01:21:37 PM
i only jest, i dont mean it.

and for those saying he died of skin cancer............. ................... ....dont blame it on the sunshine


sorry i am going now becaues i feel guilty

RIP Jacko

This isn't an MJ thread ok  :finger:
now I have a joke?  where does the moust get it's tail when it's gone?  :ninja:
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Re: One line jokes (just for fun)
« Reply #539 on: June 26, 2009, 03:26:41 PM »
-Why did peter pan cross the road?

He saw MJ on the other side


-Why did MJ cross the road?

He saw his nose on the other side


MJ and John Bon Jovi double teaming a pre-pubescent boy, if you try to imagine the act, it's really funny, trust me
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