Everyone left in the WWE seem to be nobody self parodies.
All the new wrestlers are terrible. I watch the once a week highlights show when it's on, occasionally, to get my fix of Undertaker, Kane and HHH, but now it is just swarmed of nobody kids that are really poor actors and Jeff Hardy. I mean how gay is Jeff and Matt Hardy? I was hoping they'd both die or something when they feuded but nooo.. Let's not forget that big male prostitute that sells his body to rich Texan homo oil tycoons.. John Cena!
Fuck sake..