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Daily Cleanse
« on: May 06, 2013, 01:45:53 AM »
I don't take showers because pee cleans me inside and out.
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Re: Daily Cleanse
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2013, 01:53:47 AM »
 :unibrow:
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Re: Daily Cleanse
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2013, 02:39:44 AM »
I use Q-tips to clean my anus.
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Re: Daily Cleanse
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2013, 02:58:45 AM »
How odd, I prefer to use jagged bottle edges and jars. #Onemanonejar :unibrow:
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Re: Daily Cleanse
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2013, 04:39:13 AM »
Quote from: RoseHudson on May 06, 2013, 02:58:45 AM
How odd, I prefer to use jagged bottle edges and jars. #Onemanonejar :unibrow:

I find I can get in all the tight places better with a fresh Q-tip.  Jagged bottle edges are great to scrape off the crusties and the turds stuck to my ass hair.  *insert mental photo here*
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Re: Daily Cleanse
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2013, 01:27:45 AM »
Shut the fuck up.
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Re: Daily Cleanse
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2013, 04:50:33 AM »
Quote from: adler on May 10, 2013, 01:27:45 AM
Shut the fuck up.

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Re: Daily Cleanse
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2013, 01:31:31 PM »
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Freud was confused at the time. The Y chromosome is an X with one of it's legs chopped of. What he meant was "males are genetically castrated women."

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Re: Daily Cleanse
« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2013, 04:22:55 AM »
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Re: Daily Cleanse
« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2013, 06:45:46 AM »
:shy: Now, we don't want the world to have our little secret...
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Quote from: Kittay on March 31, 2013, 12:20:52 AM
Freud was confused at the time. The Y chromosome is an X with one of it's legs chopped of. What he meant was "males are genetically castrated women."
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