Riddles/logical problems thread

[sunnyp]

he's indianna jones, so he used his quick-witted chinese boy-slave to carry the relics across and he then followed across.

Would this be the same little rapscallion from the Goonies by any chance?

[nemo]

nah, he was actually American Chinese so was probably in a union and at least getting minimum wage.  Indy's a real old school man, he likes his slaves to be working for nothing

[sunnyp]

he carried 2 relics across, picked up a knife, came back, grabbed the other relic and ran back over then cut the bridge?

doesn't really seem like much of a riddle if that's the answer though

Yeah I didn't explain too well. The tribe really are in HOT pursuit. He didn't have enough time to get all the way there and all the way back!

[Malakian]

Neither a riddle nor a logical problem but i challenge you to it nonetheless:

Firstly, mathematically prove that 1 + 1 = 2

That took a team of geniuses about 20 years to do! 

Secondly, scientifically prove that you exist.
EDIT: Prove it to me, not to yourself. Proving it to yourself is easy, you know you exist because you think.

Good luck 

[Gez]

If I didn;t exist, then I wouldn't be able to post this here!

Hah! me 1 intelligence 0

[Malakian]

If I didn;t exist, then I wouldn't be able to post this here!

Hah! me 1 intelligence 0

That's not scientific proof. I could be imagining you doing that.

[Gez]

That's not scientific proof. I could be imagining you doing that.

You are!
It's all a trick!

Wahahaha!

But srs, i dont know :P

[nemo]

Secondly, scientifically prove that you exist.
EDIT: Prove it to me, not to yourself. Proving it to yourself is easy, you know you exist because you think.

absolutely 100% can not be done

[Malakian]

absolutely 100% can not be done

 

[axlstwin]

2)If it has a quart capacity, how many pennies can you put into a empty piggy bank?

0 cuz otherwise it isn't empty.

[Malakian]

yeah.

[chineseroses]

You are standing outside a sealed room with no windows and only one door. On the outside of the room are 3 light switches. By pressing the switches in any order and only entering the room only once, how can you tell which switch turns the light on?
PS. the switches are not within reach of the door.

I know the answer to this one....should I say because technically I didnt work it out i just heard a simular one a while ago.

[Malakian]

[chineseroses]

Before I square you, are you eighteen?

[Malakian]

Before I square you, are you eighteen?

Hehe, who taught you maths man? 

It reads:
Before i root you are you over 18?