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Ron: Man this double sided dildo really hurtsTommy: Only the first couple of times.
Axl. It's been five years that those internet dorks have been expecting Chinese Democracy. Can you believe that.Girl. Is the recording even done yet.Axl. Nope. Haha. But I'll give you a listening session if you come back to my room with me.
Axl is a fat bald wanker-I like him, A LOT!!!!!
*Thinkin to self*Well im not going to charge ricky martin for raping me...Its not considered rape if you want it right?
Guy: Honey look!Girl: Oh my Gosh, is that the MythBuster dude from the Discovery channel!?