Hi, I am Neetu Datta, I prefer Neetz/ Neetzi. The name has a story: I was found quoting Nietzsche when I was 12. Apart from being a glassy eyed weirdo with ADHD, a brain function of two and a half times the speed of an average human, and an impossible shriek, I also happen to be the skinny lanky funny girl with a goofy grin. GnR has been a lullaby in my baby years, my mum's been a GnR fan ever since she was 16. She was a Sitarist and made raga annotations of GnR songs. Yes, we're a family of crazies. My grandma believed that Slash's really awesome hair are actually part of a wig, and the top hat is glued to the wig *smh*. I have no talent for music (I'm not bad for singing, but I prefer not to shatter my glasses), but when I was seven I wrote a three page analogy to November Rain which was rather dry (in terms of romance) but full of metaphor and phrasing. I rewrote the entire thing recently *after seeing the new GnR perform the song* and obviously it's dedicated to no one in particular. I have few talents: writing, stand up comedy, dramatization, cooking and gardening. I collect classic rock on casettes and VCR recordings of old concerts. And I will take that to my funeral pyre along with my first project of school time: A glass painting of GNR logo. I hand paint T-shirts *because I have troubles going shopping* and nothing that I do is productive in a capital way. So, yes, I am here to waste some time that I'm supposed to invest in my education. *LOVE PEACE AND LLAMA CHEESE*